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Criminally Pregnant In Tennessee, Part II

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Today my guest blogger Dr. Fedup weighs in on my last entry, “Criminally Pregnant,” with his own unique point of view. He gives counterpoints to my arguments, as he feels Tennessee’s law is a good idea. I’ll let him explain his reasoning. His political leanings are somewhat right of center, as you will read.

“I applaud Tennessee’s new law, which makes it a crime to expose a pre-born baby (I don’t believe in using that word fetus, since life begins at conception) to drugs. Too many babies are born with neonatal abstinence syndrome, so obviously Tennessee has grown too soft on crime for this to be happening.

“Bill number 1391, already passed by the state’s legislature, needs only the governor’s signature to become law. In short, this bill says a mother can be prosecuted for “an assaultive offense or homicide if she illegally takes a narcotic drug while pregnant and the child is born addicted, is harmed, or dies because of the drug.”

“Their governor, Bill Haslam, goofed last year when he passed that Safe Harbor Law, which eliminated criminal charges for pregnant women who went into treatment. This new law corrects and cancels that law. Some people have said that’s inconsistent, and not enough time passed since the Safe Harbor Law to see if it was going to work or not.

“I say it’s OK to be inconsistent so long as you are putting people in jail.

“There’s nothing in the new bill to prevent pregnant, opioid addicted women who are in methadone or buprenorphine programs from being prosecuted as well, though bill 1391 does say, “Illegally take a narcotic drug while pregnant.” Women who enter such treatments have already taken illegal narcotics while pregnant, or they wouldn’t need treatment.

“My only problem with the new bill, SB 1391, is that it doesn’t go far enough. We should put the drug addict babies in jail, too.

“Think about it. You know those little suckers enjoyed the drugs they were getting through the placenta, and they need to be punished for that. They’re born addicts. Start punishing them right out of the womb. That way, the state can teach them right from wrong as they grow up, right there in the prison system, like we do with all other inmates in Tennessee jails.

“Some people criticize my idea. Some people say we already put too many people in jail. But I say if U.S. history teaches us anything, it’s that taxpayers are always happy to spend more money on jails.

“We must be willing to incarcerate more people, because U.S. citizens are more evil and criminal than people in other parts of the world. They must be, because we put more people in jail per capita than anywhere else. Circular logic? I don’t care, as long as it puts bad people in jail.

“It was a happy day when the U.S. could finally brag that we incarcerate more people per capita, than even Russia or Rwanda. We’re Number One! We put 716 people out of 100,000 into jails or prisons, and Russia only puts 484 out of 100,000 in prisons. We’re beating them almost two to one! [1]

“Lots of bleeding heart liberals will complain about how Tennessee jails aren’t set up for infants. I say we can fix that. After all, aren’t play pens just jail cells, only prettier? These addict babies don’t deserve anything too pretty, and they’ll get used to the bars soon enough.

“No measure is too severe if it will fix the drug problem. My critics point to all the information collected since the 1950’s which indicates incarcerating addicts does nothing to help addiction rates. But I’m telling you that this new send-an-addict-baby-to-jail program will work.

“While we are on the topic of evil pregnant women who harm their babies, let’s discuss nicotine addiction. There’s more medical evidence to show tobacco smoking harms babies than there is to show cocaine harms babies. Let’s put all those mothers who smoke into jail, too, since they are intentionally harming their pre-borns.

“Then let’s take this train of thought to its logical conclusion. In the latest issue of the Journal of the American Medical Association, there was a great article about the harm maternal obesity does to the fetus. This article reviewed all of the studies of how obesity affects fetal death and infant death. The conclusion was, “Even modest increases in maternal BMI were associated with increased risk of fetal death, stillbirth, and neonatal, perinatal, and infant death.” [2]

“Sounds to me like it’s time to build jails for the fatties, too. Because the state of Tennessee believes that jail time corrects bad behavior.

1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_incarceration_rate
2. Aune, et al, “Maternal Body Mass Index and the Risk of Fetal Death, Stillbirth, and Infant Death: a Systematic Review and Meta-analysis,” JAMA, 2014; 311(15):1536-1546.

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